"Car Gears Stick In Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards" lyrics

Yo La Tengo & Jad Fair Lyrics

"Car Gears Stick In Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards"

He banged his bumper backing up
Things went from bad to worse
The gears got jammed when the brakes were slammed
And his steering got stuck in reverse

He got out to look over the damage
And the bumper seemed just barely bent
He decided that he'd still be able to drive
If he backed up wherever he went

He almost ran into a sports car
That was parked down the road from his drive
He missed the first fence post he came to
But then he knocked down the next four or five

He managed to miss some mailboxes
But crashed into the curb with his car
He was sure that his plan was a poor one
Before he had gone very far

He kept his eyes peeled for repair shops
And backed into the first one he found
Where mechanics pinpointed the problem
And a tune-up got him turned around

Car gears stick in reverse
Daring driver crosses town backwards


You May Also Like
Smog - "Bloodflow" Hold on Hold on Hold on Hold on Hold on, hold on with a grip so tight It dams my blood, makes my head feel light Well, hearts will start and hearts will stop And the blood will flow until we drop...
The Magnetic Fields - "Two Characters In Search Of A Country Song" You were just like me, you were one big bruise In the game of life we were playing to lose You were Jesse James, I was William Tell You were Daniel Webster, I was the Devil himself Two characters in...
Guided By Voices - "A Salty Salute" Disarm the settlers The new drunk drivers Have hoisted the flag We are with you in your anger Proud brothers Do not fret The bus will get you there yet To carry us to the lake The club is open Yeah,...
Jonathan Richman & The Modern Lovers - "Hi Dear" Hi, dear I know you still care about me Even when you don't let it show Hi, dear I know you still care about me Even when you don't let it show I have no fear, 'cause I know you still care about me...
Destroyer - "I Want This Cyclops" Two French sisters on a DC-10 Sped from Dallas. Just imagine them: Peppering their respected speeches with Commas and cupids And I-Don't-Wanna's, I-Don't-Think-So's. It snows here in Sasquatch...