"Tonight's Episode" lyrics

You're looking at me like I've lost my mind
Like I'm hanging by a thread
Sure the sun's in my eyes, but it feels fine
My brain's ripped to shreds
If I'm telling the truth about my life
And I'm not saying that I am
Don't bring me down with your advice
I've got my own plan

A to Z
Now I know 'em all, you can take your pick
Guaranteed
Ask me nice, whatever you like
I'll show you a yo-yo trick

(Walk the dog) I can walk the dog
(Around the world) I can around the world
(Rock the cradle) Rock that cradle, too

Moonlight takes a hike, behind the clouds
No need to cast the I Ching
Let the four winds blow, let the night astound
I don't have to think

A to Z
Yeah, I know 'em all, you can take your pick
Guaranteed
Ask me nice, whatever you like
I'll show you a yo-yo trick

(Milk the cow) I can milk the cow
(Mow the lawn) I can mow the lawn
(Steal your face) I can steal your face
(Ear to the ground) I can ear to the ground
(Shabu Shabu) I can Shabu Shabu
(Hold the phone) I can hold the phone
(Guacamole) I can guacamole