"Porridge And Hotsauce" lyrics

Ah, porridge and hot sauce
A breakfast for chumps
They don't serve it at the junk shop
They don't ladle it out in a can
But when you wake on up exhausted
And your face could use a tan
You have a porridge and hot sauce
To get you get up and go again

They're eating al fresco
On the corner, listen out
This makes you fuck an avocado
They smoke a poor old trout
And slap on a white sauce
Back in Parliament days
Order some more toast girls please
Don't come back today

Porridge and hot sauce
It's the sustenance you need
When you're rubbing coins together
When you're dancing on your knees
So when you wake on up
With a head full of muck
You won't sustain your friends
You go porridge and hot sauce

G-g-g-get up and go again
Now porridge and hot sauce
G-g-g-get up and go again

Porridge and fucking hot sauce
G-g-g-get up and go again