"Readers' Comments" lyrics

Don't you read those readers' comments unless
You want to lose faith in humanity's grace and
Lose all your hope in the collective frontal lobe, uh-huh
Don't go, go strolling down reactions unless
You want to get a hang on the [?] and the [?]
Beating on the drum until all your senses numb, oh yeah

See the writing on the wall
Opinions making minions of us all

Oh, those readers' comments designed
To sap you of any ability to accrue
The necessary root if it's a broken brew, uh-huh
So don't you delve into the quagmire of
Maniacal ramblings of spiritual gamblings
Betting on the greyhounds escaping from the pounds, oh yeah

It's true that I'm no fan of the sarcastic man
My least favourite of the humorous clan
Now there's satire, irony, surreal versions of the truth
Comedy, the remedy to protect us
From that speeding, breeding buzz

Don't you read those readers' comments unless
You want to lose faith in humanity's grace and
Lose all your hope in the collective frontal lobe, uh-huh

See the writing on the wall
Opinions making minions of us all
Yeah

Opinions as facts
You just can't get them back
Opinions as facts
You just can't get them back
Opinions as facts
You just can't get