"Back To The Shop" lyrics

I bought a top from shop the other day
I thought I loved it, but I didn't I was wrong
The lady said I could return it in 14 days
No questions asked
Back where it came from

Try telling that to your parents and they would say
"You make your bed and that's what you lie on"
And it goes like this
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And it goes like this

Not what you wanted
It's not what you wanted
If It's not what you wanted
Bring it back bring it back
To the shop where you got it
They will give you money
If it's not what you wanted

Easy as pick and mix
Easy to pinch one
It's easy if it don't fit
Give it to the postman
I bought a mug for the office
It's really cool but it's tricky
Chuck it in the bin
Doesn't mean a thing
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Not what you wanted
It's not what you wanted
If It's not what you wanted
Bring it back bring it back
To the shop where you got it
They will give you money
If it's not what you wanted

I bought a van from a man the other day
Second hand
I've got no leg to stand on
Have to make work
Even though it hurts
And it goes like this

Not what you wanted
It's not what you wanted
If It's not what you wanted
Bring it back bring it back
To the shop where you got it
They will give you money
If it's not what you wanted