"Brian Newland Is A Flag" lyrics
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Brian Newland is a flag
He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Brian Newland is a flag
He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
Baby making Brian, newborn Newland
What are you doing? Who are you screwing?
He likes to drink lean, codeine
Then he got clean, you know what I mean?
He joined the Adams County Sheriff Department
Raids your apartments, steal and start shit
He used to be a stoner with all his friends
But now he pulls them over and he steals their end
He's a wannabe rapper with no freestyles
Him and his brother William are pedophiles
Before you raid my house and rob me
Raid your brothers house, Robbie
Arrest your brother, leave me alone
While you stealing his money, steal me a zone
Your brother Robbie, the real drug dealer
Your uncle, the real kidnapper and killer
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Brian Newland is a flag
He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Brian Newland is a flag
He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
Detective Newland had sex with a minor
Stuck his dick in Stephanie Chambers' vagina
She was underage at the time
Brian got away with that crime
I call his family the Pedophile Pilgrims
Will you stop sending dick pics, Williams?
Williams was the police chief of Peebles
Sending dick pics to underage people
Fired from the police, tried and convicted
Registered sex offender and restricted
He's an Adams County Sheriff and that amounts
To a pedophile thief, that really can't count
You pedophile, you no good rapper
Stealing my money, calling me a kidnapper
You better kill that noise
And stop holding asses of ten year old boys
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Brian Newland is a flag
He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Brian Newland is a flag
He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
I never thought one day I'd see
A cop with more baby mamas than me
Baby making Brian had a baby by Carly
Cheated on her with a crackhead, thought it was gnarly
Carly, Carly, jumped on my Harley
Now she at my house smoking Bob Marley
Baby making Brian had a baby with Dorothy
Dorothy said Brian Newland wasn't worthy
Pain and drama, another baby mama
To blab with you, booty grab with you
Penny stab with you, meet Tabitha
They all lived together and inhabit there
But uh, Brian ruined their lives
They left him, no more sister wives
Now he's a loner on the payslip
Getting pegged by Emily Hayslip
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Brian Newland is a flag
He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Brian Newland is a flag
He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
Brian Newland is a flag
He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Brian Newland is a flag
He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
Baby making Brian, newborn Newland
What are you doing? Who are you screwing?
He likes to drink lean, codeine
Then he got clean, you know what I mean?
He joined the Adams County Sheriff Department
Raids your apartments, steal and start shit
He used to be a stoner with all his friends
But now he pulls them over and he steals their end
He's a wannabe rapper with no freestyles
Him and his brother William are pedophiles
Before you raid my house and rob me
Raid your brothers house, Robbie
Arrest your brother, leave me alone
While you stealing his money, steal me a zone
Your brother Robbie, the real drug dealer
Your uncle, the real kidnapper and killer
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Brian Newland is a flag
He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Brian Newland is a flag
He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
Detective Newland had sex with a minor
Stuck his dick in Stephanie Chambers' vagina
She was underage at the time
Brian got away with that crime
I call his family the Pedophile Pilgrims
Will you stop sending dick pics, Williams?
Williams was the police chief of Peebles
Sending dick pics to underage people
Fired from the police, tried and convicted
Registered sex offender and restricted
He's an Adams County Sheriff and that amounts
To a pedophile thief, that really can't count
You pedophile, you no good rapper
Stealing my money, calling me a kidnapper
You better kill that noise
And stop holding asses of ten year old boys
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Brian Newland is a flag
He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Brian Newland is a flag
He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
I never thought one day I'd see
A cop with more baby mamas than me
Baby making Brian had a baby by Carly
Cheated on her with a crackhead, thought it was gnarly
Carly, Carly, jumped on my Harley
Now she at my house smoking Bob Marley
Baby making Brian had a baby with Dorothy
Dorothy said Brian Newland wasn't worthy
Pain and drama, another baby mama
To blab with you, booty grab with you
Penny stab with you, meet Tabitha
They all lived together and inhabit there
But uh, Brian ruined their lives
They left him, no more sister wives
Now he's a loner on the payslip
Getting pegged by Emily Hayslip
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Brian Newland is a flag
He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
I pledge allegiance to the flag
Brian Newland is a flag
He used to play with little toys
Now he plays with little boys
