"Run The Stop Sign, Wreck-It Randy, We're Not Required To Do That Walters" lyrics

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Once upon a time
Crooked Adam County cops
Stole open money when they made traffic stops
The judge was their buddy, and they played goofy games
Without a hearing, they would dismiss their claim

His name is Run The Stop Sign
Wreck-it Randy, We're Not Required To Do That Walters
Run The Stop Sign, Wreck-it Randy, We're Not Required
To Do That Walters

One was named Fish
And the other named Randy
The money that they stole came in handy
They did people wrong, and they lived a good life
Until fish impregnated Randy Walters' wife

His name is Run The Stop Sign
Wreck-it Randy, We're Not Required To Do That Walters
Run The Stop Sign, Wreck-it Randy, We're Not Required
To Do That Walters

Absolutely nothing is what Randy did
He walks around mad, taking care of Fish's kids
Selective outrage for me, not his spouse
He tore down the gate and the door to my house

His name is Run The Stop Sign
Wreck-it Randy, We're Not Required To Do That Walters
Run The Stop Sign, Wreck-it Randy, We're Not Required
To Do That Walters

I wrote a little song, told a joke, hehe
Now Randy Walters in court suing me
He stole all my money when he kicked down my door
Now he's in court trying to get some more

His name is Run The Stop Sign
Wreck-it Randy, We're Not Required To Do That Walters
Run The Stop Sign, Wreck-it Randy, We're Not Required
To Do That Walters