"Me And The Girls" lyrics

Me and the girls don't care if we're ugly, me and the girls are out having fun
You and the boys are playing your Xbox, you and the guys are sooking, so dumb
You and your boyband ugly and hairy, me and the girls are snazzy and hot
You and your boyband look frumpy grumpy, you and the boys look ugly as fuck

Me and the girls are drunk at the airport
Can you believe it? It's open bar
Me and the girls are drunk at the airport
Can you believe it? It's open bar

Me and the girls are stealing our napkins, me and the girls don't want to be taxed
Me and the girls want free abortions, you and the boys can't even get waxed
Me and the girls, we don't want protection, me and the girls don't want to be boxed
Me and the girls are gonna go party, you and the boys can shut the fuck up

Me and the girls are drunk at the airport
Can you believe it? It's open bar
Me and the girls are drunk at the airport
Can you believe it? It's open bar

Skip forward a couple hours, I've had about eight too many shots
I am crawling home, I'm going past the shops
Get a bag of chippies and a snack
If I make it home, well, I'll get fat
'Cause I wanna lay in the bed while I'm wasted
Tomorrow, I'm gonna have a dead head
Then I will wake up again
Pick up my phone, get the headache
You'll be knocking on my door to get workin', I'll be thinking, "Fuck this jerk"
And again, it goes around, never learn my lesson in this town
Wanna go party all the time, everything else keeps me in line