"Bin Juice Disaster" lyrics

My life is a movie
Bin juice disaster, what a palaver
Like Jurassic Park or Armageddon
Bin juice disaster, daytime drama
A disaster movie
Bin juice disaster, what a palaver
Like 2012 or I Am Legend
Bin juice disaster, daytime drama
I got places to go and people to see
Bin juice disaster, what a palaver
Better take these bins out quickly
Bin juice disaster, daytime drama
But then chaos ensued
Bin juice disaster, what a palaver
As rancid smelling, brownish liquid flooded the whole room
Bin juice disaster, daytime drama

My 30 litre pedal bin was filled more than it should have been
Why did I keep pushing it down?
Now I'm barefoot paddling
And it smells like shit in my kitchen
Why didn't I just take it out?
Fuck

My life is a daytime drama
Bin juice disaster, what a palaver
Like Neighbours or Home and Away
Bin juice disaster, daytime drama
Under the appliances
Bin juice disaster, what a palaver
The liquid makes its way
Bin juice disaster, daytime drama
The smell is proper intense
Bin juice disaster, what a palaver
Crack the window, light incense
Bin juice disaster, daytime drama
Text my mate I'm gonna be late
Bin juice disaster, what a palaver
Due to this cruel twist of fate
Bin juice disaster, daytime drama

Oh, my 30 litre pedal bin was filled more than it should have been
Why did I keep pushing it down?
Trousers rolled up, dry retching
Smells like shit in my kitchen
Why didn't I just take it out?
Fuck

Do you wanna hear a joke about procrastination?
I ain't got 'round to writing it yet
Wait, what's the punchline again?
It's not the first time
It won't be the last
Just gimme a fucking break, is that too much to ask?
Fuck