"Car Phone Phone Message" lyrics

Hi, this is Andrew, and I'm leaving this outgoing message from my new car phone that I had just put in. This is so hip, I'll tell ya, they told me it was the absolute best make you could get, and I guess that's why it cost so much, I don't know, anyway, leave a message, 'cause I should be home pretty soon. Hey, watch it! Oh, that's just great, now my car's totaled. Well, you'd better have insurance, buddy, 'cause this car's history, pal!
Wait a minute, though, phone's still working, that's pretty good. Hello? Hello? Oh, you bastard!