"Peaches Man" lyrics

"Peaches Man"

Na-na, na, na-na-na-na, na-na!

I'm the peaches man
I smuggle 'round peaches in artery cans
Some people get real grumpy and mean
I regret I bought those jaguar fleas
There's a lint scraper over my stove if I needed one
Only needed one time when the lint got on
These peaches
Yes, it was a real crummy night
I know a barber you would like

Mr. Peach Man where did you go?
Peach supplies are running low
Wish that they were easier to grow
I got a new batch coming in soon
I gotta pickle 'em and then I'll get 'em to you
Better peaches than anyone that you know

You're the only peach seller we know
So that isn't saying much
But if you bring your wares around the habitat
Then you would sell a bunch
This peach shortage sucks

Peaches Man, where are you?
Mr. Peach Man, where did you go?
Peach supplies are running low
Wish that they were easier to grow
I got a new batch
(Where are the peaches?)
Coming in soon
(Give us the peaches)
I'll get 'em to you
(Where are the peaches, man?)

Peaches for sale
Prices are high
Peaches for sale
Six for an eye


Writer(s): Bad Reading
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