"Elven Bodyglove" lyrics
"Elven Bodyglove"
Cupid bacon
Cool new cuisine
Two little mama bears eating beans
Cupid bacon
Diaper stank
You coulda bought my flashlight for quail
Oh chicken skranks
Help, our pants are full
We've exchanged our life-threatening doll
I sweat an emulsion
It's how I'm so soft
And I would just stand here for now
But I've been dying just to
Wear my new Elven Bodyglove
"I don't like your hot sauce"
Said the lady in the sauna
She was a slightly-tall Tanya
N-n-n-n-next night at the c-c-c-c-casa
Chica got to cha-cha!
Well we've taken all the coffins to where there's little light in the way
Combine flower wine and jambalaya whiskey, and I hum a song
Daddy why were you just a childhood deception?
You stole my fake French drumsticks
And my Swedish double-mint truffle drumsticks
And my haunted neurotic children drumsticks
Volevra, and Xavier
And Kevin, Roxanne, Rav, and Jedipha
Cupid bacon
Elias is my frog
I see many feisty leaflets wilt on the wall
A foregone life and foregone brains
I know how to laugh at little bunny's jolly cage
And yet why's it so dull in the land of beige?
Does the toast close your throat when there's no liquid in sight?
I sweat emulsion
That's how I am so soft
I wouldn't stick your fingers in a fan blade
You can't buy a new Elven Bodyglove
"I don't like your hot sauce"
Said the lady in the sauna
She was a slightly-tall Tanya
N-n-n-n-next night at the c-c-c-c-casa
Chica kind of bent my pool cue
N-n-n-n-next night at the c-c-c-c-casa
Chica got to cha-cha, no no
La-la-la-la let me talk
It's candy day!
C-c-c-c-candy
Candy, candy
Writer(s): Bad Reading
- AZLyrics
- B
- Bad Lip Reading Lyrics
album:
"Axe-Assassin Albertson" (2022)
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