"The Real World" lyrics

[Beer fairy:]
The real world is deeper than you ever thought
And the ordinary world is just the foam on top
So take one final look before you head out on your way

[Moe, Karla and Beer Fairy:]
The real world is hidden up a trickster's sleeve
And the ordinary world is only make believe
So have a grand adventure and we'll meet again someday

[Gracie:]
It's a mystery, it's a mystery
As above, so below
It's a mystery, it's a mystery
The mystery of what we'll never know

[Moe:]
Pre-historic deities and shamanism, pantheism
Platonism, Taoism and Buddhism, Confucianism
Judaism, Islam and the secret Christian mysticism
Everybody's searching, some even turn to beer

[Chorus:]
Beer beer beer beer beer beer
Beer beer beer beer beer beer
Beer beer beer beer beer beer
Beer beer beer beer beer beer

[Moe:]
Though when all's said and done
Beer is also a source of fun

[Beer fairy:]
The real world is deeper than you ever thought
And the ordinary world is just the foam on top
So take one final look before you set out on your way

[All:]
The real world is hidden in the stories we tell
While the ordinary world is a hypnotic spell
So have a grand adventure and we'll meet again someday

[Gracie, Moe and Karla:]
Something new, something heady
We think we're finally ready
Something new, might be silly
Just as long as it is really
Something new, something new
Something

[Beer Fairy and all:]
The real world is hidden up a trickster's sleeve
And the ordinary world is only make-believe
So have a grand adventure and we'll meet again someday
We'll meet again someday, we'll meet again someday

[Beer vendor:]
And stay thirsty

[All:]
Stay thirsty!
Stay thirsty