"30% Off!" lyrics

Young and healthy
Invincibility
Doesn't let you rest for very long
Self-reflection
Only adds to certainty
When you're waking up and felling strong

Sitting indoors, you deserve it all
Commercial says "30% off"
Looking for the keys, running to the car
The whole thing just strikes me as bizarre

When it all sinks in
Oh, oh, there's nothing funny
Yeah when you start thinking
Oh, oh, it's tragic, honey

You're resilient
Non-smoker, gluten free
Gotta like the odds you see
Any change shows
A lack of bravery
Not a patriotic quality

Sitting indoors, hiding from a cough
The whole world is 30% off
Looking for the keys, heading to the store
The irony getting harder to ignore

When it all sinks in
Oh, oh, there's nothing funny
Yeah when you start thinking
Oh, oh, it's tragic, honey

We made a big, big mess
We made a big, big mess
We made a big, big mess
Just forget the rest
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