"Gym Song" lyrics

You only care about your body
More into your physique than you are even into me
You say it started as a hobby
But now you protein shake and always count your calories
It all just seems a bit unhealthy
Don't get me wrong I'm into body positivity
But now you're missing every party
Because you're worried about cheating with the catering

You break your diet and in a state of contrition
The only constant is ultimate sport nutrition
You say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
When I reach for the snacks on the counter
And only allow uh uh uh uh uh
Low fat, sugar free peanut butter

Variety in conversation
I've noticed has begun decreasing pretty drastically
My slowly growing trepidation
'Cause now you talk about your fitness plan exclusively
I know it's a point of contention
And we are not the best at always talking openly
But this is now an intervention
Sick of pretending words like 'pizza' are profanities

You break your diet and in a state of contrition
The only constant is ultimate sport nutrition
You say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
When I reach for the snacks on the counter
And only allow uh uh uh uh uh
Low fat sugar free peanut butter

Push ups
Pull ups
Bench press more pull ups
Protein broccoli
Cheat day is next week
Push ups
Pull ups
Bench press more pull ups
Protein broccoli
Cheat day is next week

You break your diet and in a state of contrition
The only constant is ultimate sport nutrition
You say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
When I reach for the snacks on the counter
And only allow uh uh uh uh uh
Low fat sugar free peanut butter