"CARTOON NETWORK" lyrics

Programming like this
Is made possible
By viewers like you!

Every day, every day, I'm so fucking freaked out
Every day, every day, I can't get the evil out
Every night I feel so far away
Someday, someday
Will it ever be okay?

Every day, it's a brand new episode
Every day, I guess we'll see just how far it goes
Every day, it seems like no one sees and no one knows
Every day, I kinda wanna cancel the show

Most days I just feel like I'm making it up
Call off the show
I pray to God that I'm just making it up
I don't wanna go to the show!

I wish this was just a cartoon so I could be like
"This is real as fuck, I love the way they don't give up!"
Tweet about it, "more stories like this, so important!"
But it really happened
Oh God, it really happened!

"So, uh, I have this idea for like, a cartoon or something..."
"Uh-huh."
"And, it's like... There's these fucked up kids..."
"Uh-huh."
"And like, through the power of uh..."
"Understanding!"
"Yeah! It could totally be like, understanding, or like, forgiveness or something..."
"Uh-huh."
"They like, overcome all their fears, and in the end, they turn out to be like, fine..."
[*laughing*]

Aaaaaghhhhh!
What the fuck!
What the...
I wanna do that again, yeah

Every day, it's another new episode
Every day, slice a bit more meat off the bone

I can feel the evil in me
I'm such a faker really
Meat off the bones...
Crisis line, all agents busy
I feel so guilty
Meat off the...

What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?