Blink-182 - Happy Holidays You Bastard Lyrics

Blink-182 Lyrics

"Happy Holidays You Bastard"

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
And he shit shit shits his pants
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

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Writer(s): Travis L Barker, Tom De Longe, Mark Hoppus

album: "Take Off Your Pants And Jacket" (2001)

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Anthem Part 2

Online Songs

First Date

Happy Holidays You Bastard

Story Of A Lonely Guy

The Rock Show

Stay Together For The Kids

Roller Coaster

Reckless Abandon

Every Time I Look For You

Give Me One Good Reason

(Bonus Track)

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Don't Tell Me It's Over

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When You Fucked Grandpa

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