"Smoothie King" lyrics

She don't even know exactly where she wants to go
Is that a double negative, oh never mind let's go
To the next line
Of the story

I met her at the Smoothie King, she said Seattle's best
She may be right, think I remember coffee on her breath
She smoked cigarettes
I chewed bubble gum

I know I shouldn't take it, but I think I kinda like it when she tells me that I'm dumb
And this may sound pathetic, but I think that we can make it, we'll go on and on and on and on

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you

So add it up and break it down
It's not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you

Everyone around me says she brings a brother down
And Mommy thinks she's great, but then again she's not around
To see her throw a fit
Borderlining conniption

And all this only matters if we listen anyway
And she's all I can think about, so I must not be gay
I'm her lunatic (yeah)
And she's my psychopath

I know I shouldn't take it, but I think I kinda like it when she tells me that I'm dumb
And this may sound pathetic, but I think that we can make it, we'll go on and on and on and on

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you

So add it up and break it down
It's not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you

And we are the lucky ones, we'll get matching tee shirts airbrushed at the mall
Hang out at the pretzel stand and make fun of people and laugh if someone falls
Watch everyone else hold hands and try so hard and maybe we'll start to see
That you and me
We're not so crazy

Michael Bolton (never liked him)
Celine Dion (sold out show in Vegas)
Air Supply
And now... Me

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true (Love songs make me sick 'cause they're not true)
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you (Hollywood, California)
So add it up and break it down (Add it up and break it down)
It's not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you

Love songs make me sick 'cause they're not true
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you
Crazy 'cause I'm crazy about you
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you... Yeah