"Next Ex-Girlfriend" lyrics

I don't wanna meet your dad
Don't wanna hump your sister
Don't wanna do it to your best friend either
I don't want you messing around and giving me a blister
And leave me illing for the penicillin

When you walk out I don't wanna feel left out
'cause sooner or later it's just over, over

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You could be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend

I don't wanna learn to dance don't wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking I'm a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends I'm not a homo

If you walk out I don't wanna feel left out
'cause sooner or later it's just over, over

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You could be my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend

Tell everyone I'm good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you flack
And you just couldn't put up with that
So no, you're never taking me back

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next ex-girlfriend, my next ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
And I don't wanna spend the time
And I don't need no valentine
My next ex-girl friend, my next ex-girlfriend