"I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus" lyrics

I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus (kissing Santa Claus)
Underneath the mistletoe last night
He didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep
He thought that I was tucked up
In my bedroom fast asleep

Then, I saw daddy tickle Santa's balls
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If mommy had only seen
Daddy kissing Santa's balls

I did!
I really did see my dad kissing Santa Claus
And I'm gonna tell my mom

I saw daddy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If mommy had only seen
Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If mommy had only seen
Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night

Kissing Santa's balls

I did!
I really did see daddy kissing Santa Claus
You gotta believe me
C'mon fellas, believe me
You just gotta believe me