"You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch" lyrics
(originally by Thurl Ravenscroft)
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch!
You really are a heel!
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole!
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole!
Oh!
[?]
Blegh!
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile!
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch!
Given a choice between the two of you!
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
Oh!
Yeah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, "These stockings!", he grinched
"Are the first thing to go!"
Then he slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant!
Around the whole room and he took every present!
Then he stuffed them in bags, then the Grinch, very nimbly stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!
Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee!
"And NOW!" grinned the Grinch, "I will stuff up the tree!"
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty-wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!
You're a mean one, Mr...!
Grinch
You really are a heel!
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole!
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch!
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole!
Oh!
[?]
Blegh!
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile!
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch!
Given a choice between the two of you!
I'd take the seasick crocodile!
Oh!
Yeah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, "These stockings!", he grinched
"Are the first thing to go!"
Then he slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant!
Around the whole room and he took every present!
Then he stuffed them in bags, then the Grinch, very nimbly stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!
Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee!
"And NOW!" grinned the Grinch, "I will stuff up the tree!"
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty-wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote, "Stink, stank, stunk"!
You're a mean one, Mr...!
Grinch
