"Republican Neighbors" lyrics

Sold my house in the city last year
Said I gotta get the hell out of here
Goodbye crime, so long skyscrapers
Best part is I got some republican neighbors

Well my doorbell rang about 11:05
Lifted truck parked out in the drive
Big old boy bringing my newspaper
Was the first time I'm in
Republican neighbors

They brought us ice cold beer as soon as we moved in
Ain't nobody ever heard a CNN
There's fireworks and parties every Fourth of July
The girls wear dresses and the men wear boots
Our kids all know which bathroom to use
Every house got a big old flag and a couple of acres
Damn I love my republican neighbors

The kids are playin' kickball out in the street
You get invited to dinner, it's all red meat
It's King of the Hill meets "Susie Homemaker"
Living the good life with republican neighbors

They brought us ice cold beer as soon as we moved in
Ain't nobody ever heard a CNN
There's fireworks and parties every Fourth of July
The girls wear dresses and the men wear boots
Our kids all know which bathroom to use
Every house got a big old flag and a couple of acres
Damn I love my republican neighbors

Nobody's got pronouns on our block
The eight-year-olds are listening to Kid Rock
Anyone breaks in, we'll send you straight to your maker
God I love my republican neighbors

Sold my house in the city last year
Said I gotta get the hell out of here
Goodbye crime, so long skyscrapers
Best part is I got some republican neighbors