"Tampons In The Boys Room" lyrics

"Tampons In The Boys Room"

Little Johnny can't read, little Johnny can't write
Public school hates math and anyone's who's white
But the school boards gonna fix everything, it's true

They're gonna put tampons in the boy's room (what?)
The boy's room, the boy's room
Gonna put tampons in the boy's room (what?)
The boy's room, the boy's room
Gonna put tampons in the boy's room

We rank 36 in mathematics
Good thing crack pipes are given to addicts
Some dude wins the Olympics cause he put on a dress
And if you call his ass out, he'll just say he's oppressed
Man you can't un-ring the mental illness bell
You look around you it's all gone to hell
Good thing all our leaders know what to do

They're gonna put tampons in the boy's room (what?)
The boy's room, the boy's room
Gonna put tampons in the boy's room (what?)
The boy's room, the boy's room
Gonna put tampons in the boy's room (you kidding me?)

Your tax dollars hard at work right there

Little Johnny still can't read
Little Johnny still can't write
But he's got strong leaders, right there by his side
They'd want a social justice warrior who votes blue

When you put tampons in the boy's room (what?)
The boy's room, the boy's room
Gonna put tampons in the boy's room (what?)
The boy's room, the boy's room
Gonna put tampons in the boy's room


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