"i just want to kickflip into the sunset and disappear" lyrics

[Michael:]
Everything is wrong! The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression
[Dwight:]
Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling "bummed out"?
[Michael:]
Dwight, you ignorant slut!

I've been rushing, running, talking
Fucking ticket for jaywalking
I've been haunting this hotel for too long
You've been crushing cigarettes
And fucking holding my sweaty hands
I don't know what to say but I'm happy

So hey, let's chill in the parking lot
And say "Puddle Splashers changed my life"
And if we stand still long enough
The sun will move around us
And if I feel like this again, I swear if I feel like this again
I'll fucking explode

And everyone in my town has found and used the easy way out
Not me
I'm not you
Not me
I'm not you
Not me
I'm not you
Not me
I'm not you
Not me
I'm not you