"Surf Jerk" lyrics

"Surf Jerk"

Surfing is like jerking off
You've gotta wait for the perfect one
Surfing is like jerking off
You've gotta wait for the perfect one

I got my wax and board
Swear to God I'll never get bored
Looking for the perfect wave
And another wave
And another wave

Surfing is like jerking off
You've gotta wait for the perfect one
Surfing is like jerking off
You've gotta wait for the perfect one

I got my wax and board
Swear to God I'll never get bored
Looking for the perfect wave
And another wave
And another wave


Writer(s): William Barnes
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