"Wachovia Receipts" lyrics

I never told my mom–

Does it make you in league with the Anti-Christ when the best sexual fantasies you have are Christmas themed?

For college are you using a Wachovia receipt which might or might–

When my own mother sees me, she involuntarily grits her teeth
And then my own father beats me
In a game of Monopoly

It looks like your eyes are broke in half, only seeing north–

What are you listening to?
That's a good song

When he says "baby", you know in his head, he sees it "b a y hyphen b e e"
When he says "baby", you know in his head, he sees it "b a y hyphen b–"

I was referring to the present in past tense
It was the only way that I could survive it
I was referring to the present in past tense
It was the only way that I could survive it
I was referring to the present in past tense
It was the only way that I could survive it
I was referring to the present in past tense
It was the only way that I could survive it
I was referring to the present in past tense
It was the only way that I could survive it
I was referring to the present in past tense
It was the only way that I could survive it
I was referring to the present in past tense
It was the only way that I could survive it
I was referring to the present in past tense
It was the only way that I could survive it