"Too Bad, Too Sad" lyrics

If I need someone to help me
Someone to show me how
Don't tell me that it's way too late
If I don't know by now
Too bad, so sad, so long
This old dog's got some new tricks
Don't tell me how to sing my song

If I need someone to hold me
Someone to take my hand
Don't say I should have thought of that
Back when I was a younger man
Too bad, so sad it's gone
I'm touched by your concern
I'll be touched by someone else 'fore long

If I'm out lookin' for action
Better not get in my way
Don't tell me 'bout the times you had
Before you got so gray
Too bad, so sad, six more, no more
Count your memories if you want to
I'll be runnin' up the score

'Cause I'm better than I used to be
I keep it in a day
The will ain't happened yet
And the was is way past help anyway
What it is is what you see
Home is where the heart is
Right now it feels like home to me
'Cause home is where the heart is
Right now it feels like home to me

Alright, let's go!
Go where?
Going out!
Spend the whole night out!
Well, maybe not the whole night
Go ahead, get some clothes!
Not those clothes
Good clothes
Nice ones
We're gonna party down
I am not!
No, I feel about twenty tonight
The doctor did not say, "Don't go out"
The doctor said, "Go live your life"
I took all my meds!
Yes, I took that one too
See, now you've got something to look forward to
Come on, you drive
I'm conserving my energy
Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah