"ICE RICE AND BEANS FAMILY PT 2 (Skit)" lyrics

[Flavia:]
Hello. Good evening. I'm Flavia. Welcome to Ice Rice and Beans. How can I help you?

[Chuck:]
How you doing, how you doing? Ayy, where the lady from the radio commercial that told me to come up here?

[Flavia:]
Chef Cuban Link! The people out here wanna talk to you!

[Chef Cuban Link:]
[?] I’m busy! I'm a chef!

[Chuck:]
Yeah, I feel that, I feel that. Wh- Wh- What do you suggest I order up in this muhfucka?

[Flavia:]
Personally, I love the hookah-smoked pernil, and we use that same pork for our Cuban link sandwich

[Chuck:]
Word?

[Flavia:]
Um, our cash empanada is actually made with 100% ground unemployment checks

[Chuck:]
You know we love a lick

[Flavia:]
And it comes with our Bitcoin sauce. (Bitcoin hot sauce?!) And for dessert, um, either the cocaine-dusted flan or the guava and cheese pound cake

[Chuck:]
What y'all put in there?

[Flavia:]
Pounds

[Chuck:]
Well, shiiit, let me get that hookah-smoked pork. Uh, uh, let me get them, uh, let me get them unemployment check, uh, croquette dust. Ayy baby what you want?

[Chuck's Girl:]
Um, I'll take the gold-plated chicken wings and uh, oh yeah, the flan with the cocaine on it

[Flavia:]
Okay, well, I'ma put this in for y'all, but I gotta go back into the kitchen and take the [?] off the grill. Y'all didn't park in the parking lot, did you?!