"ICE RICE & BEANS FAMILY DINER (Skit)" lyrics

¡Hola! I'm Daddy Yankee Annie Maria Santana a.k.a. Chef Cuban Link, and I'm a chef! Are you in need of some bling and also craving your favorite Latin dishes? Well then look no further than Ice, Rice, and Beans. We're the only restaurant that serves gold-plated earrings y tambien gold-plated plates... of food. Ice, Rice, and Beans is located at 10710 Johnnie Cochran Road, right off the 180 and [?] exit. It's located in Zaza Plaza, and it's right next to Cells and Scales corporate location. We do have a drive-thru, but you must walk through it. And park across the street because if not, they're gonna tow your shit. I'm so sorry [?]. Ice, Rice, and Beans, home of the gold-plated chicken wing. ¡Dale!