"Hair In My Eyes Like A Highland Steer" lyrics

Full-grown porcupine dead on the road
Take a big ox, son, to carry that load
I got checked out by a blonde young heifer
Says she might wanna but I ain't gonna let her

Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Spring in my step like a white-tailed deer
I hitch in my hip like an old sheepdog
I puff up my chest like a big bullfrog

Socks on my feet like a true paint horse
A belt 'round my belly like a Galloway cross
Built a barn outta straw for to not pay rent
The thing blew over like a cheap green tent

Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Spring in my step like a white-tailed deer
I hitch in my hip like an old sheepdog
I puff up my chest like a big bullfrog

Yodel-ay-oh
Yodel-ay-odel-oh
Yodel-ay-oh
Yodel-ay-odel-oh
Yodel-ay-oh (Yodel-ay-oh)
Yodel-ay-odel-oh (Yodel-ay-odel-oh)
Yodel-ay-oh (Yodel-ay-oh)
Yodel-ay-odel-oh
Hey!

Smoke in the barbed wire, posts on fire
Has anybody seen my lucky fencin' pliers?
They didn't cost nothin' 'cause they come with the truck
And old uncle Hugh's still bringin' me luck

Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Spring in my step like a white-tailed deer
Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Spring in my step like a white-tailed deer

Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Spring in my step like a white-tailed deer
I hitch in my hip like an old sheepdog
I puff up my chest like a big bullfrog

Woo-hoo!
Woo!