"Relate To You" lyrics

Oh, to be in line with you at Disney World in winter
With the old friction of family and my ankle's new blister
There's a laundry list of things you said that I can't unremember
Like you using air quotations around "climate change" and "gender"
God, we all turned out so different, but we share the same bad temper
That's twenty-five volcanoes in a room

What do I do?
How do I relate to you?
Long as I relate to you
How do I find a way I can love you while hating your views?
A way I can love you while hating your views, ooh-ooh-ooh

It's hard to hold a grudge when ties are blood or under contract
Teeter-tottering between your Secret Santa or no-contact
In this big ol' family tree of ours, I'm feeling like a splinter
At this rate, I'm looking forward to fifty years of awkward dinners
So eat your steak and don't bring up the news

What do I do?
How do I relate to you?
Long as I relate to you
How do I find a way I can love you while hating your views?
Way I can love you while hating your views
Way I can love you while hating your views, ooh-ooh-ooh

It's hard to disagree to this degree and hold composure
But I'll be civil while we wait to ride this roller coaster