"Scooby" lyrics

I've got six unopened boxes from Amazon on my porch
And I open up my windows watch my neighbors get deported
Pull out my thousand dollar iPhone I can't report it but I'll record it
Then I'll upload it to TikTok because it makes me feel important
I vote blue every year
Look at how far we've gotten
Got a twelve dollar hand delivered latte in my fridge gone rotten
I've got ten streaming seasons of air quotes "reality TV"
With contestants on an island whose only challenge is fidelity...

I'm like Scooby Doo
Looking for clues
Turns out this whole life is a mystery
I can't even prove
What's two plus two
Maybe this problem is too big for me
I just put on my big dog pants
Now I'm learning a TikTok dance
I'm like Scooby Doo
If he wore shoes
And he gave money to the enemy
Money to the enemy
Fuck I am the enemy

To the Fortnite teen that's hurling slurs from a flyover state
It's not your fault that your father is a for profit prison inmate
It's not your fault your hard working mother can't afford to pay her rent
It's not your fault your school's underfunded n you're under educated
It's not your fault that the algorithm whips you into an angry froth
The only thing we see in common is ad space insurance companies bought
Both of us are getting played like we're the song of the summer
By a billionaire DJ on a mega yacht who just bought another

I'm like Scooby Doo
Looking for clues
Turns out this whole life is a mystery
I can't even prove
What's two plus two
Maybe the problem is too big for me
I just put on my big dog pants
Now I'm learning a TikTok dance
I'm like Scooby Doo
If he wore shoes
And he gave money to the enemy
Money to the enemy
Fuck I am the enemy

Fuck I am the enemy
Fuck I am the enemy

I just put on my big dog pants
Now I'm learning a TikTok dance
I'm like Scooby Doo
If he wore shoes
And he gave money to the enemy
Money to the enemy
Fuck I am the enemy