"Big Lizard In My Backyard" lyrics

Big lizard in my backyard
Can't afford to feed him anymore
Big lizard in my backyard
Bustin' down my neighbor's door

I bought a big lizard, only a dollar-fifty
Well, that's pretty neat, yeah, that's fuckin' nifty
But I just can't afford to feed it
And you should see the way it shits

I've got a big lizard in my backyard
Can't afford to feed it anymore
Big lizard in my backyard
Bustin' down my neighbor's door

I was knocked outta bed late last night
I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
I ran downstairs to find an army man
He said, we gotta blow up those things we don't understand

There's no more big lizard in my backyard
I won't have to feed him anymore
No more lizard in my backyard
They shipped his ass to El Salvador

Was knocked outta bed late last night
I was woken up by the sound of dynamite
I ran downstairs to find an army man
He said, we gotta blow up those things we don't understand

Big lizard in my backyard
Can't afford to feed him anymore
Big lizard in my backyard
Bustin' down my neighbor's door

I bought a big lizard, only a dollar-fifty
Well, that's pretty neat, yeah, that's fuckin' nifty
But I just can't afford to feed it