"Takin' Retards To The Zoo" lyrics

"Takin' Retards To The Zoo"

It's a boring day - I've got nothing to do
Except to get a load of retards and drive 'em to the zoo

Oh oh oh, takin' retards to the zoo
Oh oh oh, takin' retards to the zoo

Load 'em on a bus just for laughs
Down a winding road stepping on the gas
Down a winding road just daydreaming
Down a winding road with the retards screaming

Oh oh oh, takin' retards to the zoo
Oh oh oh, takin' retards to the zoo

One of them blowing a big spit bubble
Slam on the brakes at the first sign of trouble
Head on collision bodies everywhere
Head on collision retards beware

Oh oh oh, takin' retards to the zoo
Oh oh oh, takin' retards to the zoo


Writer(s): Dean Sabatino, Rodney Linderman, David Schulthise, Anthony Joseph Genaro, Genaro, Linderman
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