"Bonghammer" lyrics

"Bonghammer"

New Year's resolution
Trying to lose the weight again
Now it's mid-December
I didn't do a goddamned thing all summer
Never quite make it to the "after"
End the year with a phone full of "before" pictures

Mercury's in retrograde
I have always got something to blame
Am I always late to change?
Am I making different versions of the same mistakes?

Now I got frames for all my posters
I gotta use an old bong as a hammer
Cuz I don't have a toolkit like my father
Will the nails drive in
Or will the whole thing just shatter

You've gotta stop makin' excuses
You've gotta stop makin' excuses
You've gotta stop makin' excuses
Oh you've gotta stop makin' excuses

Mercury's in retrograde
I have always got something to blame, something to blame
Am I always late to change?
Am I making different versions of the same mistakes?
Different versions of the same mistakes


Writer(s): Arion Chamberlain, Dylan Wachman, Erik Button, Luke Gunn, Tommy McPhail
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