"Negative Blood" lyrics

Rang in the new year with auld lang syne
Rang in the new year with old anxieties
Oh woe is me, oh woe is me, oh woe, oh woe is me

Now you are askin' how I've been doin
Now I'm pretending I wasn't just crying
And I ain't a leo so why am I lyin?
I ain't a hero, but I'm still surviving

Every bad thing that happens
Just makes me tough
Trying to be more positive
But I got b-negative
Pumping through my blood
I'm b-negative in my blood

Today didn't go like it should
Aimless in my neighborhood
Cause I don't feel too well
I got hit by a car in front of taco bell
And they drove off
And someone called the cops
That cop gave me a lollipop
A consolation prize for a total loss, yeah

Every bad thing that happens just makes me tough