"Shit Tip / Smoking Outside" lyrics

I don't care if friends or family say
"If you don't tip your waitstaff, you are just an asshole"
Shit tip, shit tip, shit tip, shit tip

I delievered food to the bully back from high school
He was working a corner office, he was doing pretty well for himself
And he didn't even recognized me (Shit tip, shit tip)
And when he put those double zeroes on the line, that's when I realized (Shit tip, shit tip)

That the people who are better than you in high school are better than you in college
And the people who are better than you in college are better than you forever

For the rest of my days, work for minimum wage
For the rest of my days, work for minimum wage
Minimum wage
Shit tips!

My favorite part of going to punk shows is smoking outside, smoking outside!
My favorite part of going to punk shows is smoking outside, smoking outside!

I saw saw Black Flag play in 1985
And I went to Warped Tour in 1999

Smoking outside (Smoking outside!)
Smoking outside (Smoking outside!)
Smoking outside (Smoking outside!)
We are smoking outside!