"Ronald McDonald vs The Burger King" lyrics

[Intro:]
Flash in the pan hip hop conflicts of nowadays!
Ronald McDonald
Versus
The Burger King!
Begin!

[Burger King:]
Welcome to BK! How can I serve you today?
One flame broiled ass clown? Have it your way
You can't do fast food half as good as I do
Your pink slime meat turns my asshole to a drive-thru
Your friends are a combo meal of weird lookers
You got a bird, a burglar, and a big purple booger
Man, take these wack McRaps off the menu
I'll call you Ronald Donald, cause there's no MC in you

[Ronald McDonald:]
Why don't you call me Ronald Jeremy? Cause I'm getting nasty
Like the whoppers that you sell made of horse lips and ass meat
Ask Rick and Morty who's the lyrical boss
I got lines for days, call me Szechuan Sauce!
The undisputed G.O.A.T of putting burgers in bellies
I'm fast food Eminem, you're Machine Gun Kelly!
I'm Coke to your Pepsi, I'm Mac, you're Android!
Let's be real here, I'm Nice Peter and you're EpicLLOYD

[Burger King:]
You're number one like the piss I took in your ball pit
Those rhymes you just spit are a Ray Kroc of shit!
You creepy ass clown, you're so spooky, it's insane!
You look like you just ate someone's brother in a storm drain!
You can't beat the king with world leaders like these
The whole head of your government is named Mayor McCheese!
I ain't loving shit, even if Timberlake sings!
I'm running circles around you like my onion rings!

[Ronald McDonald:]
(Your onion rings are pretty good)
But that last verse was lifeless! You had no joy in it
Last time I saw a rapper this plastic there was a toy in it
Cheetos, dude? Get your recipes together, man!
I had the same fries since I was Willard Scott the Weather Man!
Call me MC Flurry, 'cause I'm so chill
My raps sleep at my house, because they're so ill!
In the contest of the best mascot in town
You might be the king, but I wear the crown!

[Outro:]
Who won?
Who cares?
You decide!
Flash in the pan hip hop conflicts of nowadays!