"Crackhead Ted" lyrics

Well, I've been smoking rock kicking ass and taking lots of pills
Drinkin beer like I'm weird and bombing lots of hills
So fucked up on beer and weed
My stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed

When I looked in the bag there was nothing left
There was blood on the wall from all your cigarettes
And the 40oz in my hand is getting dry
Party like this is like workin full time

I've been cookin crack kicking back and selling it to kids
Shooting guns cause its fun on heroin
I've been wasting time chugging wine
Just to see if I can win
If I can win then you can lose
Take the cash I'll take the booze
Liquor store robbery
Everybody look at me
Liquor store robbery
Give me your money
Liquor store robbery
Everybody look at me
Liquor store robbery

Well, I've been smoking rock kicking ass and taking lots of pills
Drinkin beer like I'm weird and bombing lots of hills
So fucked up on beer and weed
My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed

I've been smoking rock kicking ass and taking lots of pills
Drinkin beer like I'm weird and bombing lots of hills
So fucked up on beer and weed
My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed

When I looked in the bag there was nothing left
There was blood on the wall from all your cigarettes
And the 40oz in my hand is getting dry
Party like this is like workin full time

Smoking rock kicking ass and taking lots of pills
Drinkin beer like I'm weird and bombing lots of hills
So fucked up on beer and weed
My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed

I've been cookin crack kicking back and selling it to kids
Shooting guns cause its fun on heroin
I've been wasting time chugging wine
Just to see if I can win
If I can win then you can lose
Take the cash I'll take the booze

Well, I've been smoking rock kicking ass and taking lots of pills
Drinkin beer like I'm weird and bombing lots of hills
So fucked up on beer and weed
My stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed

I've bee shooting guns just for fun
Cause I am an American
Living life living fast
Just so I can drink again
Party time 29
Just like all my best friends
Just so I can do it again