"i feel inspired by the friendly orthodontist" lyrics
I'm sorry I'm
A drunken lunatic
But I'd never write anything
If not for guiltiness
I feel inspired by the friendly orthodontist
She makes me wanna quit music
And become a doctor who really cares
Because in our crippled nation
It seems to be increasingly rare
She fixed my permanent retainer
Told me if it breaks again
Come back and she'll fix it no-charge
She recommended me a dentist
I think I'm gonna fix my fucked up front tooth
Though it was cool while it lasted
I'm tired of looking like a hockey player
You know I was never that athletic
I don't know what happened last night
I got critically wasted
My roommate works at Beachwood
He brought home beers that are ten-percent
When I'm bored I have a thirst that cannot be quenched
But then I wake up feeling stupid
'Cause I leaked my own secret playlist
God bless that orthodonist
So kind and sincere
Fuck playin' music I'm gonna get into healthcare
I'm just joking
But bless her heart
A drunken lunatic
But I'd never write anything
If not for guiltiness
I feel inspired by the friendly orthodontist
She makes me wanna quit music
And become a doctor who really cares
Because in our crippled nation
It seems to be increasingly rare
She fixed my permanent retainer
Told me if it breaks again
Come back and she'll fix it no-charge
She recommended me a dentist
I think I'm gonna fix my fucked up front tooth
Though it was cool while it lasted
I'm tired of looking like a hockey player
You know I was never that athletic
I don't know what happened last night
I got critically wasted
My roommate works at Beachwood
He brought home beers that are ten-percent
When I'm bored I have a thirst that cannot be quenched
But then I wake up feeling stupid
'Cause I leaked my own secret playlist
God bless that orthodonist
So kind and sincere
Fuck playin' music I'm gonna get into healthcare
I'm just joking
But bless her heart
