"Kenny's Booger Story" lyrics

"Kenny's Booger Story"

[Kenny:] Afore of it, wh-while I was away in boarding school lived with Ronnie by the name of Dwight uh, Bement. Uh, used to live there with Ronnie an' they would uh, instead of blowing their nose on a handkerchief they would, uh, stick their finger up in their nose and uh, pull out all their boogers an' smear 'em on the window. Uh, I don't know, I always thought it was crazy, an' it didn't look good, an' after a while, I mean you couldn't see out the window! He-hunh!

[FZ:] Did you ever do that?

[Kenny:] Uh, I may have added one or two on there, yeah.


Writer(s): Frank Zappa
album: "The Lost Episodes" (1996)
Frank Zappa - The Lost Episodes album cover
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