Frank Zappa - The Grand Wazoo Lyrics

Frank Zappa Lyrics

"The Grand Wazoo"

You may think my hat is funny, but I don't
I'm the Grand Wazoo
Keeper of the mystic scroll
And rolled-up parchment from the lodge

And I'm a veteran

Every day on coffee break at the hardware store, I tell Fred
What to expect because we play pranks during the... initiation.

I'm the Grand Wazoo
I'm the Grand Wazoo
I'm the Grand Wazoo

I'm the Grand Wazoo, at the hardware store
Fuck you if you don't like my hat

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Writer(s): Frank Zappa

album: "The Lost Episodes" (1996)

Frank Zappa - The Lost Episodes album cover

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(Instrumental)

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Run Home Slow Theme

(Instrumental)

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(Instrumental)

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(Instrumental)

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(Instrumental)

Handsome Cabin Boy

(Instrumental)

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(Instrumental)

Kung Fu

(Instrumental)

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(Instrumental)

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(Instrumental)

Lil' Clanton Shuffle

(Instrumental)

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