"Teenage Girlfriend" lyrics

Where did you come from
A land where pretty girls
Who sit all day and wait
To eradicate the human race
And as the days went on
You show me just how wrong I was
To call you babe
Oh boy was that a big mistake

I knew something was wrong
That's why I wrote you this song
You took my heart out and served it on a plate

I was just one of the many
Boys who thought that they could be

The one that holds you
The one that knows you
But now I'll show you

Remember our last date
Turned around and looked me in the eyes
And said goodbye
I hope that all was just a lie
You left me sitting there
Surrounded by those crappy words
You said to me
I pray to god you get herpes

I knew something was wrong
That's why I wrote you this song

I was just one of the many
Boys who thought that they could be

The one that holds you
The one that knows you
But now I'll show you
(I'll show you)

The one that holds you
The one that knows you
But now I'll show you

The one that holds you
That knows you
But now I'll show you
(I'll show you and get carried away)

The one that holds you
That knows you
But now I'll show you
(I'll show you and get carried away)

That holds you
That knows you
I'll show you

That holds you
That knows you
I'll show you