"Placeholder" lyrics

Hi I'm very shy
I'm that kinda guy
I'm a little Bi-polar
Davina McCall's pause
Charles Ingram's cough
Harold Lloyd's clock
Placeholder

I'm injecting a lethal dose of nothing
I'm blaring a dangerous amount of Coldplay

Dad rock already
Sleeping with your teddy
Pissed the bed lately
At home
License for the TV
Feel bad but it's funny
Teletubby belly
Eh oh

The wisdom of Crazy Frog
Polyphonic slog
You've got a phone call from hell
Phoneroticaddiction
Handy in the kitchen
Not a pot to piss in or spill

Phonerotica
Phonero-ro-ro-ro-ro-tica

That was a bit weird
The ghost is clear
I'd kiss you but there's sick in my beard
Half watching the Phantom Menace on repeat
Dara-cula teeth
I'm just future meat
Giving it the Desmonds
The full Desmonds
Who's your favourite parent?
Is it your man?
Or your one?
Or your one?
Or your man?
Why is being horizontal wrong?
What do you want to die from?

Good by(e) the way I'm shy
It's morphing time
When I grow up I'm going to be a Power Ranger

Glugging Lemsip
Chatting with the gimp
Cowboy hats at gigs works on paper