"The Megazord" lyrics

Blu Tack stains
On your deep-set veins
Borrow your new toothbrush
Now he's giving it socks
Socks for Christmas again
Fancy Taylor Hanson
Caught the birthday disease
You're in for it now, Tony
Toenails are buttered
Mutter is cluttered
Tamagotchi abuse
Duck, duck, duck, duck, the goose
Darts athlete foot
Made a balls out of it
Rub your hands like a fly does
Your latest youth wrinkle
Muin na muice
On the pig's back again
On the pig's back again
Pocket of zoo for ya

He rings the deaf
Death defying
Rigor mor-tis-sue for Tycho Brahe's brass nose
I'm just a pair of psychos on my own
They attacked me with a boiled egg and soldiers
Pissed the bed at all sleepovers
Your best friend is your mother
I assembled The Megazord
I assembled the Megazord
I assembled the Megazord
The Megazord, the Megazord, the Megazord, the Megazord

My pencil-head-case
Said that I should lose weight
Milk and two sugars
What flavour is water?
You wouldn't like me when I am moaning
Said the incredible sulk
Now I have it in bulk
Doubting Thomas
James more or less
Devil's dimples are over simple
I use my middle name
I should dye my hair grey
I should be put away
I should be happy

I should be dead
Death defying
Rigor mor-tis-sue for Tycho Brahe's brass nose
I'm just a pair of psychos on my own
They attacked me with a boiled egg and soldiers
Pissed the bed at all sleepovers
Your best friend is your mother
I assembled the Megazord
I assembled the Megazord