"HOCKEY BITCH" lyrics

I've said before, don't stop, I'm getting close
One leg, now spread 'em both
I think that's the best approach, ay, Juliette Binoche
I go blind and step on toes
Where'd that boy just get disposed?
You'll find out next episode

How am I living? I'm lucky as fuck
Vampire slayer, I'm Buffy as fuck
Throwing me bread like I must be a duck
Cracking an almond, I bust me a nut
Tweet me on burners, you must be in love
Trinity killer, I bloody the tub
I know he passed; he studied enough
Tell every label no money's enough
Too lazy to shave, I be scruffy as fuck
Hoe, read the manual, rub me and suck
Jennifer Tilly, I'm Chucky as fuck
Slapping you silly, ain't done being rough
Milli Vanilli, I'm scummy as fuck
Scoop out yo' pumpkin, it's only some guts
I gave them chickens permission to cluck
That perc is a bully, it's kickin' yo' butt

I go off like bouncing Betty's
Fuck the fame and fuck the fetty
Big ol' spender, Mrs. Peggy
That's revolver's Adam Petty
Forty-five, boy, don't you get it?
Grandpa's dead, I'm jealous
Match my freak like Angie Bettis
Bitch, I used to have good credit

Now I be late on my rent
I got the money, just really hate having to pay for shit
Chase could get a million and live in the woods
On cannibal naked shit
Bake the shit, poke that potato you got
And then knock out yo' bacon bits
They've always said that a girl is a gun
I got one in the chamber, I'm made for this
Ay, Mitsuko just pulled out the sickle
Come to Mount Olive, I pull out a pickle
I ain't have but a Coke and a nickel
You let yo' bitch go to work and get tickled (Wow)
Sit back and set off a missile
Straight off my chest, and it took off a nipple
Like what I'm doing? Just give me a whistle