"SPLIG WIT" lyrics

Ay, one, two, three, four
Let the band play
Leaving bombs in the mail, and they handmade
I see red, and I ran out of Band-Aids
GPA was like one, low exam grades
This man is hell, you can tell
Play the mayonnaise
White trash, I'm at Chili's feeling fancy, say wassup
Faire la bise, fuck a handshake
Kill me dead, I'll return, and I can't wait
You a square payin' bands for a brand name
What's the speed limit? Driving really fast like
I got Lizzo on the gas, sitting on her ass
What the fuck, head up in the trash
Throwing up in class, dirty yellow water bottles
Burn it 'til it's fuckin' cashed, I'm a spazz
And I went pro in disappointing Dad
I was always fine with losing any friend I ever had
Look at that (Look it)
I laid my life down and took it back
Oh, that's where you put ya' stash?
Guess today we juggin' packs

Ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay

Keep it jumping
Live salmon in the bucket
Stick 'em up, give us all the goods, Granny Puckett
Rose McGowan, lifting up the leg, better duck it
I lay it on ya' thick, like the fog in Nantucket
I told 'em break a leg, now he really on crutches
Straight convicted felon, have you met my Uncle Ruckus?
Ugly ass pug, evil gremlin, won't touch it
I'm acting like I'm working with a million-dollar budget (Ay)
Herbert West, green serum on a body
I'm collecting limbs to reanimate a hottie
Satchel on the bottom of your brand new Maserati
Sweet as cherry pie, Shelly stepping out on Bobby
Stalking me for years, pickleball could be ya' hobby (Get a hobby)
Take formaldehyde, we gon' stuff his manicotti
Opium is all up in my California poppy
You sang 'em Liberace, and they never even caught me

Ay, ay, ay
Ay, ay, ay
Come and get your wig split
Wig split