"Salitoo" lyrics

I am salivating
I think I want to go shopping today
'Cause my clothes are so luma

Huh? What? We have a new president? Oh, cool!
Um, hey, look, my schedule's kind of hectic
I have a pictorial mamaya 'cause I'm a model kasi
'Cause I'm really pretty, yuh!

I'll have coffee muna
Oh, shocks, I make you kuwento
There's this girl, she's so pangit, she's so kadiri
Sobrang feeling, she thinks she's really pretty

She's in the parlor everyday
She changes manicure like, you know, every single afternoon
Would you believe?
And she's got this irritating voice like ipis
Like, you know, nobody cares naman, eh (yeah, like I care)

Oops, I'm done na with my make-up, I gotta go na
You're such a great conversation, like, grabe, you're so intelligent
Hope to see you again this afternoon, ha
Dito ka muna sa aking bag