"Fearless" lyrics

[Violent J:]
Are you scared? (Fearless!)
Are you scared? (Are you a little bitch?)
(What's the matter) Are you scared of ghosts?
(What's the matter) I'm not scared of ghosts
(What's the matter) Matter of fact
(What's the matter) I'll summon a ghost with this Ouija board
(What's the matter) and as soon as it shows up, I'll slap it!
Tell me, are you fearless?
Who's the scary one?

[Violent J (Shaggy 2 Dope):]
I'll go to Alaska, bitch slap a polar bear and take its food
(I'll mow the fuckin' lawn, on a land mine field like what, boom)
I'll roll an M-80 up in some papers and smoke that shit up
(I'll share a dirty heroin needle with that dirty bitch Courtney Love)
I'll run around the White House lawn naked and screamin' and bustin' shots at it
(I'll scratch my back with a chainsaw, oh yeah, got it)
I'll walk through Compton alone and sportin' Wranglers and a cowboy hat
I'll head-butt a fuckin' unicorn come here bitch. No! (Ugh! Dammit!)
I'll stand on a stump and let you trim my toenails with an axe
(I'll sucker punch a gorilla and then try to run with a banana hangin' out my ass)
I'll fuckin become pen-pals with the Unabomber and let him send me packages
(I'll drive a ice cream truck through Ethiopia talkin' about free ice cream sandwiches!)

What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? (Why you scared?)
What's the matter? What's the matter? Tell me, are you fearless? (Don't be scared!)
What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? (Why you scared?)
What's the matter? What's the matter? Tell me, are you fearless?

[Shaggy 2 Dope (Violent J):]
I'll let Sam Kinison borrow my car if he was still around
(I'll bungee jump off a crane with only a spaghetti noodle tied on)
I'll clinch my butt cheeks shut while a ruthless alien trying to probe me
(I'll receive an operation on my eyeball while riding in a dune buggy)
I'll finger fuck a toilet, and French kiss a light socket
(I'll pick up a hooker with a deep voice) "I'm Jenny" (Naw! No, I wouldn't)
I'll take all my clothes off and run up and bear hug a cactus
(I'll sneak up to Slick Rick and snatch off his eye patch) La di da di
I'll eat a bowl of cluster bombs and spread a jellyfish on my toast. Uh
(I'll fuckin grease my ass up and sit on top of a flag post)
I'll shoot a game of pool with the Grim Reaper and then let him beat me
(I'll meet Jeffrey Dahmer at some kinda of bar let him take me home and eat me) (No fear)

[Violent J (Shaggy 2 Dope):]
What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? (Why you scared?)
What's the matter? What's the matter? Tell me, are you fearless? (Don't be scared!)
What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? (Why you scared?)
What's the matter? What's the matter? Tell me, are you fearless?

I'll throw gang signs at the Boo-Yaa Tribe, ups and downs like whut
Fearless (I'll hire Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon tell him hey do me up)
No fear. I'll put my lips on a '81 Nova's exhaust pipe and smoke that freak
Fearless (I'll fuck a chick raw with crabs so big Red Lobster's tryin' to catch 'em)
No fear. I'll start a record label and invest everything I got on M.C. Hammer. Can't touch this
(I'll wear a pink bikini thong and walk right through the slammer)
I'll take a chrome Desert Eagle 45, put it to the dome and dump it
(I'll pull a big ass beehive out a tree, drop my drawers and hump it) No fear

What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? (Why you scared?)
What's the matter? What's the matter? Tell me, are you fearless? (Don't be scared!)
What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? (Why you scared?)
What's the matter? What's the matter? Tell me, are you fearless?