"Tilt-A-Whirl" lyrics

[Violent J (Shaggy 2 Dope):]
Welcome to the tilt-a-whirl
All you motherfuckers are gonna die
(Everybody! You're dying everyday, constantly)
(I'll kill myself right motherfuckin' now)
(And still won't die) (Try me)
(Wicked clowns never) (Never) (die, what?!)

[Shaggy 2 Dope (Violent J):]
Oh my goody, look, a chicken
Keep your money, here's a ticket
(Hold up, keep your kids out here)
(They too young to play in there)
Step right up, now strap 'em in
Lock it tight under his chin
(Clamp his arms up to his side)
(It's gon' be a helly ride)
Now if you misplace an item
Psychopathic sure to find 'em
(If you lose your nugget yo)
(Hatchet ain't responsible)
Look and wonder if you will
'Cause we about to rip and kill
(Think about your every sin)
(As our tilt-a-whirly spins)

[Violent J:]
Hang (Hang on)
On (Hang on and die)
Die (Die)
Die (Die-ie)
Hang (Hang on)
On (Hang on and die)
Die (Die)
Die (Die-ie)

[Shaggy 2 Dope (Violent J):]
Lookie look, a fancy fuck
With his wallet up his butt (Ching)
(Give the wealthy what they want)
(Fuck the line, put him up front)
Welcome to our spectacle
Carnie rides eccentrical
(Hope you like it even though)
(Have to mingle with the poor)
Here you go, sir, have a seat
You've got good taste, this ride is neat
Tell ya now the ride is fast
(Might want me to hold your cash)
We gonna spin until your soul
Leaves your body dead and cold
(Tilt-a-whirly sprayin' blood)
(All over the neighborhood)

[Violent J:]
Hang (Hang on)
On (Hang on and die)
Die (I will watch you die)
Die (Watch you all die)
Hang (hang on)
On (Hang on and die)
Die (You deserve to die)
Die (Time for you to die)

Get up on it, get up on it, get up on it, get on
Get up on it, get up on it, get up on it, free!
Get up on it, get up on it, get up on it, get on
Get up on it, get up on it, get up on it, ride
Get up on it, get up on it, get up on it, get on
Get up on it, get up on it, get up on it
Get up on it, get up on it, get up on it, get on
Get up on it, get up on it, get up on it, ride

[Shaggy 2 Dope (Violent J):]
Welcome buddy, what you did
Like to punch up on your kids
(Scoot all them dead bodies down)
(We gon' go another round)
Excuse us while we clean up here
Pile them up over there
(Strap 'em up then start the show)
(This time speed it up some more)
Tell me any last requests
Before your guts rip out your chest
(Fuck all that, don't give 'em nothin')
(Slap his ass and press the button)
Fair enough, another down
Carnival don't fuck around
(Fire up the tilt-a-whirl)
(And we'll see you all in hell)

[Violent J:]
Hang (Hang on)
On (Hang on and die)
Die (I will watch you die)
Die (Time for you to die)
Hang (hang on)
On (Hang on and die)
Die (You deserve to die)
Die (I will watch you die)

[Shaggy 2 Dope:]
Yo, the dark carnival will never die ('Round and 'round and 'round we go, 'round and 'round and 'round we go)
I mean that's all we do is think about dyin' ('Round and 'round and 'round we go, 'round and 'round and 'round we go)
We wish we die, we hope we die ('Round and 'round and 'round we go, 'round and 'round and 'round we go)
The only problem is ('Round and 'round and 'round we go, 'round and 'round and 'round we go)
We ain't never ever ever gonna die motherfucker! ('Round and 'round and 'round we go)

[Violent J:]
Hang (Hang)
On (On)
Die (I'ma watch you die)
Die (Everybody dies)
Hang (Hang) (Hey, hey)
On (Die) (Hey, hey)
Die (Die) (I'ma watch you die)
Die (Die) (Time for you to die)
Hang ('Round and 'round and 'round we go)
On ('Round and 'round and 'round we go)
Die (Watch you die)
Die (I'ma watch you die)
Hang ('Round and 'round and 'round we go)
On ('Round and 'round and 'round we go)
Die ('Round and 'round and 'round we go) (I'ma watch you die)
Die ('Round and 'round and 'round we go) (Everybody dies)